The Book of Mormon REMIX

Alright you guys Buck has new lyrics to Book of Mormon Stories, and the only reason he does is because he was late to priesthood and they volunteered him. So that should be a lesson to all of you not to be late or you will be volunteered for only they know what. So our ward is having a social this Saturday and the Priesthood are suppose to put on a skit, and when Buck showed up late to class they told him that he was in charge of putting it on. We had no idea what he was going to do. Yeah that is right "We" he roped me into helping him. But I was no help because I passed it on to my sister to redo the instrumental part. All of you that know my sister; know that she is a genius when it comes to music. So she dubbed the soundtrack for us. It starts with the little primary children singing and then it screeches. ( like a record being scratched, if that makes sense) and then it pauses for Buck to say, " What about the stories your teacher didn't tell to you?" then music begins to play, the instrumental part only. So here are the words, and what you are going to have to do is pretty much sing it. But first I would like to apologize to anyone who may be offend to one of the choice words that Buck put in here, but don't worry the verse will not be used at the social and believe you me, you will know what verse it is when you see it.

So here we go and remember to sing or it will sound funny:

Lemuel and Lamen, they were brothers to Nephi
Their hatred of him would often make their parents cry
Any love they showed for him, deep down it was a lie
In their hearts, they just wished, that he'd die.

Amulek and Alma, listened to the people cry
Burning in a bonfire is not how they'd planned to die
It was not enough that Alma preached from door to door
His son forsook the church for a whore (sorry)

The Jaredites were once highly favored of the Lord
Turning unto evil, they forgot about His word
As the story goes, we know their peace they could not keep
It's because, they'd become, spiritually asleep

They became so wicked; they were evil to the core
Sin and evil, as it always does, it led to war
Fighting all day, they did not get tired of the gore
Craving blood, everyone, wanted more

By Coriantumer and Shiz the people were led
Fighting towards a demise any normal guy would dread
They fought and they fought, till almost everyone was dead
Fin'ly, Corantumer chopped off Shiz' head


Jesus came to visit; they had peace two hundred years
Still they turned to sin and war, and brought Mormon to tears
Looking at death and carnage; he just had to ball
"Oh ye fair, ones oh how, could ye fall?"